Party: Dry Grass - Jokes Please!

Party: Dry Grass - Jokes Please!

Jokes Please! is an award-winning stand-up comedy show that happens every Thursday at LMG.

Join GUEST HOST Jane Stanton and hilarious comedians such as:

Aaron Charles Read
Fatima Dhowre
Jenny Toews
Matty Vu
Rob Ross
Karl Sullivan

Dry grass will soon be all around us. It’s pokier, uglier, scratchier, less habitable for butterflies and also far more flammable. What are we going to do? I suggest slip and slides on every lawn. The water never stays on the gross plastic strip anyhoo, so while you throw your body at the ground like it’s going to be fun and not painful you can comfort yourself in knowing that you are helping the poor little grassies. SLIP AND SLIDES FOR ALL!

Doors: 8:30
Show: 9pm
Door: $5
Drinks: $4