Party: Jokes Please! - Star Wars HAVE YOU HEARD OF IT Edition

Party: Jokes Please! - Star Wars HAVE YOU HEARD OF IT Edition

There’s been a shakening.
Have you shook it?

Star Wars The Force Ashakens has been a worldwide success critically, financially and sexually but it still hasn’t proven itself in the hearts and minds of our nation’s senior citizens. A shocking 22 percent of Canadian senior citizens haven’t even seen the film twice yet, in 3D. But we here at Jokes Please! are going to talk about it anyhoo! Edgy!

Andy will be hosting as “Handy,” his roguish alter ego who loves to shirt first and ask for pants later. Ross will be hosting as Darth Rossius, an alter ego so entrenched in the Dark Snide that he may derail this whole thing with Battlestar Galactica jokes!

Here are all the spoilers we will be spoiling:

The title is “Star Wars” not “Stare Wars" so if you were looking for intense stare offs I suggest you watch period piece like the Oscar nominated “Carol” instead.

It’s also not called “Start Wars” so if you were getting any ideas North Korea, just cool it.

It’s rated “R” due to explicit full frontal scenes of a certain yellow humanoid droid. It’s explicit but artsy. YOU DECIDE!

Jabba the Hut changed jobs from slaver to fighter pilot hero/cantina singer/Pizza Hut manager and that story arc is especially poignant.

We also have GREAT COMEDIANS such as:

Graham Clark
Fatima Dhowre
Steve McGowan
Brett Nikolic
Katie Burrell
Ivan Decker
Jacob Samuel

Doors are at 8:30
Show is at 9
Doors are $5
Drinks are $4