Party: Polly Pardon

Party: Polly Pardon

Join us on Saturday 8 November for a night not to be forgotten of music and laughter when the one and only Polly Pardon arrives at the VC.

Polly is the ‘self-proclaimed’ twin sister of the legendary Dolly Parton, tragically separated at birth by 25 years and a Continent.

She's a Country and West Wales singer, singing her own brand of daft songs about the country she lives in and loves. Songs like THE A470, UNDYWHERE? She tries so hard to write like her sister, but gets it oh so wrong with parody’s such as THE MULTI-COLOURED SHELLSUIT THAT MY NANA NICKED FOR ME, and of course the social commentary song TROLLEYS IN THE STREAM.

Polly tries her hardest to be like her ‘twin’, but whereas Dolly has the looks, talent, voice, creative ability, money, worldwide status, business acumen, global adoration…. Polly has a cleaning mitt and a can of Sparkle furniture polish.

She is, in real life, a cleaner from the US of K (USK near Monmouth), and her husband ran off with the girl from the local chip shop. After this betrayal, she became slightly unhinged as she didn’t know where to get her chips from anymore.

She decided, for good or ill, to make a difference in the world by showing everyone that you don’t have to be famous or talented to show the world some love. Polly is everyone’s favourite cleaning songstress, determined to spread glamour, sparkle, love and cleaning products wherever she roams.

Invited: Katie Williams, Sian Elizabeth Jones, Nikki Gethin, Michelle MH, Charlotte Lottie Clayton, Joanne Jones, Jason Taylor, Bev Hands, Nia Davies, Joff Rogers, Clare Bonsall, Katie Louise Hughes, Ian Jones, Ruthie Davies, Karl Hesden, Tim Farrington, Ryan Jehu, Tony Farrington, Beverley Mary Roberts, Kevin Humphreys, Jake Parr, Gwilym Lewis, Sarah Rowlands, Tasha Breese, Gaz Edmunds, Tomos Powys Richards, Ricky Farrington, Lisa Jayne Williams, Nicci Sands, Cheryl Lewis, Ross Kenyon, Lisa Evans, Carl Lewis, Immy Taylor, Leanne Jones, Sian Jones, Drew Reynolds, Huw Davies, Kelly Lloyd-Jones, Karl Lewis, Huwi Wainwright, Natalie Davies, Mark Jones, Thom Kerr, Anwen Jarman, Andrew Davies, Lisa Gethin, Gareth Bean, Lisa Turner, Phil Davies, Susan Mitchell, Stuart Beno Bennett, Paul Jehu, Kris Williams, Josh Taylor, Ryan O'Sullivan, Neil Mitchell, Chels Hughes, Natalie Williams, Jayne Matthews, Stacie Morris, Diane Jones, Karl Wigley, Amanda Lewis, Rhiain Akehurst, Christine Trow, Rachel Ingram, Lynsey Edwards, Carwen Roberts, Ben Loisz, Alys Reynolds, Dan George, Lyn Richards-Hamer, Hannah Jones, Neil Jones, Sharon Pugh, Laura Breese, Mark Griffiths, Charlotte Louise Jones, Mark Jones, Catrin Lynette Higgs, Dan Kenyon, Rhi Sands, Holly Edmunds, Iestyn Ap Dafydd, Sally Mally Kenyon, Stacey Blockley, Sharon Williams, Marie Davies, Cathrin Rowlands, Jo Draper, Becca Kate Price, Julie Davies, Kelly Bromwell-Williams, Chris Lewis, Wayne Jones, Dave Jones, Sian Canning, Pauline Bromwell, Ruth Owen show more »